Et is okay for us not to live in the world of the rich and beautiful. It’s enough for us to read about their existence in the heart sheets, to be amazed and, yes, to pity them. Let’s take Margrethe of Denmark. While we are already struggling to get a few friends and relatives, the Queen handed out “little surprises for her 162 servants” on the 1st Advent, reports “Neue Post”. “They all get a present from their ‘boss’.”
We now imagine poor Margrethe wrapping 162 presents that she bought or even made herself on the eve of the first Advent. On the other hand, if she asked one of her servants to find something for herself and the 161 others, we would find that less touching.
Or let’s take Karl-Theodor “KT” zu Guttenberg. The jovial nobleman tells the “Bild” newspaper about his Iraqi hairdresser, “who only charges 15 euros for the cut, but hasn’t been able to remember his name for years” – and now hold on tight before you read how that same one feels Hairdresser supposedly said goodbye to his celebrity client: “Goodbye, Mr. Butterzwerg.” Haha, too funny, these little people.
Not so smirked since Kasperl in “Räuber Hotzenplotz” called Petrosilius Zwackelmann “Herr Schnackelmann” or “Zeprodilius Wackelzahn”, although of course we would never equate the baron with an evil magician. After all, he doesn’t let the immigrant hair artist behead him with his own razor.
thing or ring
The actress Teri Hatcher and her daughter, who report in the “Gala” interview, are also close to the people, sometimes flying first class, but just as happy to be on the road with their old caravan. “And honestly,” Hatcher muses, “it’s always been the simplest things that have made us the happiest, often better than a $100,000 diamond ring!” What’s interesting here is the little word “often,” which reveals that sometimes a $100,000 diamond ring is preferable to the simple things. Unfortunately, we can’t judge that ourselves, because we don’t have the means of comparison, which means in this specific case: the diamond rings.
Leni Klum, meanwhile, surprises with a promotional photo in which she brushes her teeth in lingerie while sitting on a sink. If you want to try it out for yourself, you should consider that firstly, little Klum has a delicate shape and, secondly, has not sat on an unstable porcelain bowl, but on a solid washbasin. The fact that Leni’s feet are in the pool shows the time pressure that even a young star feels: teeth and toes have to be cleaned in one sink. Hopefully she’ll put her feet up before she spits it out.
Seven hours of Facetime
Joel Beckenbauer, the son of a legend, shows that even as a 22-year-old business administration student you can be interviewed by “Bunte” with your equally young girlfriend. They Facetimed for seven hours straight, and when they finally met in person, Jessica thought it was “really thoughtful of him for bringing me his Rituals label, which he loved to Facetime.” Because his lips were dry from the long chatter? And did he actually give her his used lip balm? If the young couple ever wants to advertise, they still have a lot to learn: a Rituals Labello isn’t from Labello, it’s from Rituals. Put off two potential partners: clumsy.
Violinist David Garrett was unlucky with the women, because he was often “simply dumped”, as he complains to “Bunte”. “For example, an ex-girlfriend, let’s call her Layla, traded me for an Abercrombie & Fitch model who had the body of a Greek statue.” Girlfriend Layla baptizes, after the argumentative madam from the ghastly popular hit.
Pop singer Ross Antony is not exactly charming in the “Women’s Week” article “Tannenbaum-Zoff – The decoration becomes a real test” about his husband: “Paul just can’t decorate. He does not recognize where to place which ball. He just hangs everything on it.” Paul is allowed to decorate a fir tree on the terrace, but when “friends come, I lower the blinds because it looks catastrophic,” says Antony. While Ross is baking cookies, Paul can probably let off steam in a doll’s kitchen with play dough.
Our final look at the rich and famous is for Thomas Gottschalk. “Privately, I also go shopping myself,” he said, according to the “Aktuelle”; sympathetic that he sends no servants. “But please don’t ask me how much butter costs,” he then adds, and we feel the same way: last month it was 2.95 euros, today it’s 3.45 euros. But if he wants to know exactly what butter costs, then Gottschalk could – hahaha! – ask Herr Butterzwerg.